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Description

Cookie Clicker, a flash game from the past now updated to a sinical experience of futility

Things to Know

Plants vs. Zombies has many versions, from Mobile to PC, and the achievement requirements can vary widely between versions, even if the achievement name is the same. So this guide will focus only on the GOTY (Steam) Version of the game, as it is considered the "Definitive" version at this point; however, I may create a Replanted guide if it appears the community is moving towards playing that version.

You may find some things in this guide transfer between the two; just know I haven't vetted for that personally.

General 100% Guide

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Step	Summary
1	Install Steam + Counter-Strike 2 Set up a Steam account and launch the game. Download and install Steam, create an account if needed, then install Counter-Strike 2 from your library.
2	Run Counter-Strike 2 Launch the Game. This may take a minute since it's a fresh install/account.
3	Open the Steam Overlay using Shift+Tab. Check the Achievements tab is working. If the option is greyed out, just try relaunching the game.
4	Launch the in-game tutorial. It should pop up or just click play at the top. Currently, that loads you into a round on the T Side of Dust 2.
5	Complete the round. Achievement should pop on round completion. If it doesn't pop, check that the Steam overlay shows Achievements are active, then restart your game and try again.

Achievements

Cookies Baked in One Ascension

Image	Achievement	Difficulty	Description	Quick Guide	Priority Level
File:Wake and bake.png	Wake and bake Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.	Easy	Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.	Click the big cookie once.	Automatic
File:CookieProduction2.png	Making some dough Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.	Easy	Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.	Early passive production via cursors/grandmas.	Automatic
File:CookieProduction3.png	So baked right now Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.	Easy	Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.	Early-game scaling.	Automatic
File:CookieProduction4.png	Fledgling bakery Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.	Easy	Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.	Keep buying buildings.	Automatic
File:CookieProduction5.png	Affluent bakery Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.	Easy	Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.	Mid-game passive growth.	Automatic
File:CookieProduction6.png	World-famous bakery Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.	Easy	Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.	Early prestige starts helping here.	Automatic
File:CookieProduction7.png	Cosmic bakery Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.	Easy	Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.	Requires upgrades + golden cookie combos.	Automatic
File:CookieProduction8.png	Galactic bakery Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.	Easy	Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.	Mid-game scaling.	Automatic
File:CookieProduction9.png	Universal bakery Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.	Easy	Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.	Synergy upgrades become important.	Automatic
File:CookieProduction10.png	Timeless bakery Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.	Easy	Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.	Mid-late game milestone.	Automatic
File:CookieProduction11.png	Infinite bakery Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.	Medium	Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.	Requires strong prestige bonuses.	Main Progression
File:CookieProduction12.png	Immortal bakery Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.	Medium	Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.	Late-game ascension scaling.	Main Progression
File:CookieProduction13.png	Don't stop me now Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.	Medium	Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.	Golden cookie combo stacking.	Main Progression
File:CookieProduction14.png	You can stop now Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.	Medium	Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.	Requires late prestige scaling.	Main Progression
File:CookieProduction15.png	Cookies all the way down Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.	Medium	Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.	Deep late-game progression.	Main Progression
File:CookieProduction16.png	Overdose Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.	Hard	Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.	Endgame golden cookie combo chaining.	Late Game

Speed Run Breakdowns

There is currently no active speedrun.com for 100%/All Achievements.

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 == Description ==
-Plants Vs Zombies GOTY is an entry-friendly Tower Defence game that blends Strategy and Puzzle elements in a fun and engaging package using some of the most iconic artworks/sprites ever put to screen. The simple truth is, PVZ GOTY is a must-play for any PC gamer and should be viewed as one of the greats of PC gaming as a whole.
+Cookie Clicker, a flash game from the past now updated to a sinical experience of futility
-The skill level required to play PVZ GOTY ranges from a game your grandmother could figure out (Mine has) to complicated loading tech. Some of the 100% achievements list can be quite RNG-dependent. Thankfully, the community has found some ways to improve the experience using native glitches. The game was originally released in 2009, so the code, while functional, was built before the modern era of constant patches and bug fixes. The current Steam version runs just fine out of the box, thankfully.
 == Things to Know ==